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Live from the 2016 Emmy Awards

TV has to offer, from comedies to dramas to miniseries, so follow along for three hours of acceptance speeches, trophy presentations and Jimmy Kimmel, who's hosting the swanky affair.
9:13: TOM HIDDLESTON ALERT!!!!! He comes out with Priyanka Chopra to hand out the trophy for directing in a limited series or miniseries. The honoree? Susanne Bier for The Night Manager (which just happens to star Hiddleston).
9:10: American Crime's Regina King wins her second consecutive award for outstanding actress in a limited series. "This is fantastic! I’m so proud to be a part of this show and tell stories that provoke necessary conversation."
9:08:The People vs. O.J. Simpson: An American Crime Story gets its first Emmy of the night, for outstanding writing in a limited series or miniseries. It probably won't be the only one.
9:05: Ernst & Young guys come out with their spiel about keeping the Emmy winners under lock and key. But Leslie Jones has some thoughts: "I appreciate all of the work you do. But you're
protecting something no one wants to know. No one cares about boring Emmy secrets."
8:56: Executive producer Mark Burnett comes out to accept the award for best competition for The Voice. Naturally he mentions that the season premiere is Monday with new judges Miley Cyrus and Alicia Keys, "your next Supreme Court justices."
8:52: Jeffrey Tambor should have kept the Emmy that Kimmel gave him at the start of the show because he gets his second Emmy for outstanding actor in a comedy series for Transparent. "Let me be clear about something: There is no best actor. I am so honored to be part of a category with these artistic killers." He shushes the music trying to play him off because he has an important message: "Please give transgender talent a chance."
8:50: The audience kinda freaks out with the announcement of Bill Cosby as the next presenter. "Don't worry, he's not really here," Kimmel says. "I just wanted to see what you guys would do."
8:40: Julia Louis-Dreyfus of Veep continues her hot streak by winning her fifth straight honor for outstanding lead actress in a comedy. She tearily paid tribute to her father, who died on Friday, but also apologized for the crazy current presidential race: "I think Veep has torn down the wall between comedy and politics. Our show started out as a political satire but now it feels like a sobering documentary."
8:36: Transparent creator Jill Soloway picks up her second Emmy for outstanding directing in a comedy series. She spoke out against violence against transgender people and also called for a toppling of the patriarchy. "I’ve always wanted to be apart of a movement," she said, "and this TV show allows me to take my dreams about unlikable Jewish people, queer folk, trans folk and make them the heroes."
8:26: Kate McKinnon finally wins for supporting actress in a comedy series — after two previous nominations in the category — and hits the stage crying. "This is really crazy, you guys," says the Saturday Night Live standout. (She also made sure to thank Hillary Clinton, obviously.)
8:22: Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang take home outstanding writing for a comedy series for Netflix's Master of None. Yang joked that while millions of Italian Americans have The Sopranos and The Godfather as evidence of their cultural importance in pop culture, Asian Americans like himself "have got Long Duk Dong" from Sixteen Candles. "We’ve got a long way to go but we’ll get there."
8:13: Black-ish stars Tracee Ellis Ross and Anthony Anderson hand out the first award of the night — supporting actor in a comedy series — which goes to Baskets' Louie Anderson. "Mom, we did it! I have not always been a good man but I play one hell of a woman," Anderson said as he dedicated his first Emmy — for playing a mother on the FX show — to his own parent from whom "I stole every nuance, shameful look, cruel look, loving look (and) passive-aggressive line.”
8:00: Kimmel's opening begins in speedy fashion in a white Bronco, with People vs. O.J. star Malcolm-Jamal Warner driving the host and spoofing the infamous O.J. chase. Kimmel also runs into the Modern Family cast, gets passed by the A-Team van, does some Carpool Karaoke with James Corden, meets Jeb Bush ("I'm between jobs at the moment") and ultimately gets to the show thanks to Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke and a flying dragon.
Once on stage, Kimmel's monologue calls out Donald Trump and blames Celebrity Apprentice creator Mark Burnett for his presidential candidacy: "If he builds that wall, the first person thrown over it is Mark Burnett." Kimmel also takes a shot at O.J. prosecutor Marcia Clark (sitting by the woman who plays her on TV, Emmy-nominated Sarah Paulson) — “Are you rooting for OJ to win this time?” — and hands an award to Transparent favorite Jeffrey Tambor. "If your show doesn’t have a dragon or a Bronco in it, go home now.”

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